TheMostUninterestingManInTheWorld

that i am a very sensitive person

and that

certain things disrupt my emotional system easily

Oh, it’s you. Depression. Hey, buddy.

If the only reason you texted me was because you were bored and you wanted to make fun of me,

1. go fuck yourself

2. don’t get pissed off when i stop texting you

fucking FUCK my toe hurts

im sorry toes

you’re all good people

i just stub you into things often

fuck

fyeahsuperheroes:

…

this made me tear up a little

so goddamn sweet:

(via bornunderacoldstar)

I think I’ll be getting this for my birthday

thanks, world

for giving me this wonderful birthday present

I love you too.

♥

If Captain America says you’re going to be better than him

you are going to be better than all of them

(via bornunderacoldstar)

Fuck sunburn blisters.

That is all.

just-methinks:

thehouseoftychobrahe:

my-kind-of-stuff:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!

I’m just gonna leave this here.

Ok, this might be the most awesome thing that I will see all day and I am absolutely fine with that.

YES

(via thattimetraveler)

domics:

Nailed it

(via tastefullyoffensive)